Squirrel ramp

So, I was thinking if squirrels would build ramps, where would it be? Would it be some cold mountains or the North Korean and South Korean border? We are yet to find out about these fascinating animals that make me smile more then when I see some sick picture on the Internet and then later I make a post about it. So these guys basically could make ramps and actually add some laws in their homeland.

Stopping the nuclear war like a squirrel.

So, when they make a border, I guess there's always some good old intention for doing that. Probably the agenda they have, helping the sides calm down and such, like not making them go into rage when they are missing as their birthday gift. Also, these guys made a nice song for some Rose mobile phones. I guess the song goes like "Roses are red, I got a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone". It's a nice song I guess... kinda makes you think.

Right moment to use the right hand when you are alone.

Well, I guess he had a lot of enjoyment alone so he started crying. By the look of his face, he is lacking calcium and possibly vitamin B or he ate a lot of dog hair. Maybe this guy actually saw something crazy and nasty like a horse in a car.

Horse in your car, stealing your ashtray and radio.

So, a horse in your goddamn car should be the reason why you should put the bars on your front window, unless you want your ashtray or radio being stolen by the evil horse from the land of wild horses. With no future, the horses that do drugs every day, make me shred a tear and make me think about those poor things trying to make a living out of radios and ashtrays.

Warning: If a horse jumped in your car, then buy bars for the front window | | |

The eternity of the golden fish

As you guys know, the golden fishes give 3 wishes, but to those who capture them by force, they only give 1. Sadly everyone catches them by the force, but mostly you can get some golden fishes, as they sell them in the stores. What's more frustrating is when you buy one, you get it in a bag of water. Imagine some sloth puts its nasty claws and stabs it, then you lose all your wishes of being a badass sailor or something.

Rape many goldfishes, get many wishes!

This picture may create a lot of talented song writers, but the only reason it's dashing through the grass is I guess to rape your ass. That's nothing what a raven would do to you, if he saw you had 20 dollars in your hand. I guess they would do some nasty wild stuff too, but I'm not here to judge ravens, I'm just pointing out what they would do.

Your money or your ice cream. Or both <3

I don't know why, but they probably stare at you like this until they get their buddies, the sloths to beat you up and take away your icecream cash. The first things they would do with that money will be probably rebuilding some nests and abandoned houses for their mafia lair. I doubt anybody would help them with that, but since there are sweatshop workforce, the sad bears, I guess it might even work

Sad bears - house builders

The cheap working sad bears say it all. The corruption of the evil ravens, that made them become what they are, while the others live in big bear houses, eating bearnanas and drinking water from the rivers, non-affected by the pollution.

Warning: If you are a bear, well don't be sad, OK. And do the : < > (stork) dance.

The land of the storks

OK, so anything more fascinating then sea pandas might be the storks. They conquered the region of the Storkland bringing babies and stuff from the international trade organization. They also have their trademark, it goes like this : < > so everybody should do the stork and fly in the promised lands in their minds, experiencing a nirvana.

This is the path of Nirvana... Take off your shirt! If you are a boy, don't.

So the storks don't have any rights by the law, and I am concerned that these creatures deserve better treatment. I mean every time I made a topic on some random  forums, the people that work there deleted it and said if I keep posting stuff like that, they will remove me. I don't get it why they said that, when these animals bring joy and love to the world. Also, some guy commented like: "What are storks for with those famous china faces -.............-" and I said: "LOL this guy has no sense of humor", like a white guy in Africa, but lets get straight to the point. The thing is, storks really slap on the law because they are being good at eating the frogs that steal their business. I mean frogs have their own trademark and also they are really good at doing crazy stuff, well like being frogs and such : ( ) .

Don't eat me. I will give you frog gold : ( )

The frogs getting eaten by the storks is not cool, because they opened a conversation in the united nations for their protection : ( ) and they got declined, well I think they have more luck getting eaten, then getting protected. I guess it's the time for the unlucky horse.

Unlucky horse says no to horse molesting <3

And holy molly, enough of internet for today! The molested horses will never have equal rights like frogs, but even if they do, well they will be molested horses. So, I guess that's it for today.

Warning: If you molest horses, well don't do it like in this picture or I'll guess you are horse maniacs >_>