As you guys know, the golden fishes give 3 wishes, but to those who capture them by force, they only give 1. Sadly everyone catches them by the force, but mostly you can get some golden fishes, as they sell them in the stores. What's more frustrating is when you buy one, you get it in a bag of water. Imagine some sloth puts its nasty claws and stabs it, then you lose all your wishes of being a badass sailor or something.
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| Rape many goldfishes, get many wishes! |
This picture may create a lot of talented song writers, but the only reason it's dashing through the grass is I guess to rape your ass. That's nothing what a raven would do to you, if he saw you had 20 dollars in your hand. I guess they would do some nasty wild stuff too, but I'm not here to judge ravens, I'm just pointing out what they would do.
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| Your money or your ice cream. Or both <3 |
I don't know why, but they probably stare at you like this until they get their buddies, the sloths to beat you up and take away your icecream cash. The first things they would do with that money will be probably rebuilding some nests and abandoned houses for their mafia lair. I doubt anybody would help them with that, but since there are sweatshop workforce, the sad bears, I guess it might even work
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Sad bears - house builders
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The cheap working sad bears say it all. The corruption of the evil ravens, that made them become what they are, while the others live in big bear houses, eating bearnanas and drinking water from the rivers, non-affected by the pollution.
Warning: If you are a bear, well don't be sad, OK. And do the : < > (stork) dance.
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