Dancing skunk

You know that kind of skunk that dances and makes funny noises? Well that ain't me, that's a skunk.

Corporate skunk demands fluffy love

So these guys became famous when one has fallen into a well and drowned itself. The authorities suggested that the skunk was high on skank and their dealers were the anti-skunk organizations for fappers. So these people have no feelings about the skunks, but skunks have rights like, I don't know, to take a bomb in your backyard. The constitution allows them that.But their big enemies ain't just the anti-skunk organizations, but it's the "Anteater company" of the New World Order.

Yo man! You want these cheeseburgers?

These guys are like on every skunk protest, making the life of a decent skunk skunky as hell. Man, they can thank the skunks, because they enslaved them to find the ant lairs while stinking the ground. The reason they enslaved the skunks is because the anteaters are deaf and you can swear at them, and they wont get it. It's like a dog in a box trying to get out. Really nasty though.

Help me get out and I will find the cheater of your wife <3 

Ah, the good guy dog. He's really nice, but gets a lot of times in trouble due to his stubbornness. Man, he so cute I'd teach him to drive a car and let him help people around the world. But he is a dog that needs some respect. He once licked malaria from an African truck, so it didn't poison the United Nations food supply. Good Job Matheus.

As a conclusion, skunks are capitalists, anteaters are commies (yes they are) and dogs are our founding fathers that served in the military. Take an example of Matheus, the good dog :)

Warning: This post wasn't made to offend anyone. If you find yourself offended, then replace the picture of a dog in a box with a box on the dog