Star travel dogs

You know that dog that got launched in the space and it's from Russia? Well that ain't me, that's this dog:

IN soviet Russia, the dog drives you

The badass dog Laika from the Soviet times really kicks the mood of people these days. Just look at its magical driving skills. It really knows where to go. They probably gave her GPS and LSD, but it still knew where the Moon was, or did she? The Moon knew where Laika was and came to pick her up from the Earth.Well that didn't happen for sure becuse the dog died in the travel to moon, probably got drowned because they forgot to put the astronaut's headsets on her. So Laika died 1 day after from the stress, because she might have been witness of the Aliens.

Laika will know

So these aliens really scared Laika out of her wits. Laika was a master of combat, she had CCCP high-tech laser gun of the new cold war apocalypse, that was probably making Laika worry when she landed back. Cold War really got Laika messed up, so she started forgetting to eat, often spent her best ages in shelter while the other dogs played cheerfully on the streets, when every dog was equal in those times, IN THE SYSTEM OF COMMUNISM. She got the highest honors like most badass dog on the moon and a brave medal, though I don't think she really wanted to be in that space shuttle that was big as 1 meter space cube, without water and food, but that's another story.Well, probably not 1 meter, but that picture showed like she was Kicking it the Lenin style.

Marx, I told you not to drink from the lamp

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