Vengeful chickens

So, every sitcom starts like with some impossible real life situation, like two neighbors divided by hate. One with a daughter and one with a chicken. So, once upon a time, a neighbor with a daughter sees a chicken passing trough his yard and decides to kill it. As the time passed, the other neighbor decides to strike back by stabbing his daughter. This all wouldn't happen if the "anti-killing chicken" organization was questioning this situation.

Stop killing the chicken : < > 

These guys solved many chicken murders and decided to move on to this one, even though one guy is in prison. But, as you see, I wouldn't mess with this chicken because it's probably the biggest interrogation inspector in the chicken organization. You can basically see how he molests a dog by putting it in a cage. This is a serious problem. No wonder all the dogs want to kill the chicken organization. Biggest enemies of the chicken organization are somewhat dogs in the cage, molested and beaten without a reason. That's why dogs decided to get in their cars and stop this injustice : ( ) .

Don't mess with the dogs bro!

The bad ass look of this dog's face makes chicken really think what could possibly happen to their organization, but dogs would already start to gather, if it wasn't for passing the speed limit and ending up in jail. For every dog that doesn't pass the speed limit, you would see a lot of feathers and eaten chicken.

Sir, you do know you were going over the speed limit? 

Maybe the dogs would have more luck going on foot, but who are we to decide what will these guys do for their doggy rights. I do know that one day, they will eat some chicken noodle soup.

Warning: If you are a chicken, then you better hide, because dogs are coming : ( ) .

Mystery of the whitestag

So, the white-stags came out to be the most interesting animals out there, even more interesting than cats and storks combined, but I wouldn't get that far if they were granted the rank of the most WTF animal. It's not that which fulfills them the most, but the thing that they can predict the future by looking at the moon and stuff, saying when the next Armageddon will fall and such.

Give me money and I will make you honey <3

White-stags are really kicking ass. All I can say is that a white-stag can basically fight a penguin that learned to fly, (if that's even possible) but let's get straight to the point. Penguins have few advantages: first they can fit in flip-flops and second, they can swim in really cold water.

Penguins are great rocket scientist 8)

Penguins are really advanced in technology, that even I wouldn't mess with them. If they can actually do this, I would let the stags finish them off, but the only thing a penguin can't beat in technology, and possibly can't beat in 1 vs 1 battle is an Apache helicopter that has machine guns and rockets.

Kiss the guns or hug the rocket :* <===<

These guys give you two options: Kiss the guns, or hug the rocket. Both are effective and probably not fun, but look it on the bright side. This nice war machine can stop the evil penguins killing white-stags. : <>

Warning: If you are a flying penguin, please remove your rockets and be a normal one.

Bacon Condoms

As they say: "You can stop the party, but you can't stop the communist party" and you can also stop unwanted babies by using some bacon condoms. I think bacon condoms were first used by the storks, but since they carry everyone's child, I doubt it was them who manufacture this kind of condoms. Those are probably the people that make these kind of bacon in the first place.

Use me or abuse me :<>

Everyone needs a condom that is made of bacon. I can say that, but the most things people need are Sloth sages. The legend says they can stop an earthquake if you eat them, but I think if you eat them you will just get fat like a pig with wings that can't fly like every other pig, because of the oversize problem.

Come fly with me and eat bacon <3

The last thing a pig with wings needs is a Sloth sage, but the thing that really gets them are radars. In the end, they get shot down by the planes of the newest technology. Nothing personal, they just don't wanna have people informed about these kind of stuff, because it would make them eat Sloth-sauge thinking they would get wings which would cause failed attempts anyways.

Fly with me up the sky, because I am hot, and not close to dry ;)

Planes are really cool, no doubt about that. No wonder all the chicks wanna be with the pilots and if they see them shooting pigs with wings... Ooh, those would be really lucky people there, getting all the fame for making a pig go back to the ground where it belongs : O

Warning: If you are a possible pig with wings, well don't fly too high, or you will get shot down by a plane.