Vengeful chickens

So, every sitcom starts like with some impossible real life situation, like two neighbors divided by hate. One with a daughter and one with a chicken. So, once upon a time, a neighbor with a daughter sees a chicken passing trough his yard and decides to kill it. As the time passed, the other neighbor decides to strike back by stabbing his daughter. This all wouldn't happen if the "anti-killing chicken" organization was questioning this situation.

Stop killing the chicken : < > 

These guys solved many chicken murders and decided to move on to this one, even though one guy is in prison. But, as you see, I wouldn't mess with this chicken because it's probably the biggest interrogation inspector in the chicken organization. You can basically see how he molests a dog by putting it in a cage. This is a serious problem. No wonder all the dogs want to kill the chicken organization. Biggest enemies of the chicken organization are somewhat dogs in the cage, molested and beaten without a reason. That's why dogs decided to get in their cars and stop this injustice : ( ) .

Don't mess with the dogs bro!

The bad ass look of this dog's face makes chicken really think what could possibly happen to their organization, but dogs would already start to gather, if it wasn't for passing the speed limit and ending up in jail. For every dog that doesn't pass the speed limit, you would see a lot of feathers and eaten chicken.

Sir, you do know you were going over the speed limit? 

Maybe the dogs would have more luck going on foot, but who are we to decide what will these guys do for their doggy rights. I do know that one day, they will eat some chicken noodle soup.

Warning: If you are a chicken, then you better hide, because dogs are coming : ( ) .