As they say: "You can stop the party, but you can't stop the communist party" and you can also stop unwanted babies by using some bacon condoms. I think bacon condoms were first used by the storks, but since they carry everyone's child, I doubt it was them who manufacture this kind of condoms. Those are probably the people that make these kind of bacon in the first place.
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| Use me or abuse me :<> |
Everyone needs a condom that is made of bacon. I can say that, but the most things people need are Sloth sages. The legend says they can stop an earthquake if you eat them, but I think if you eat them you will just get fat like a pig with wings that can't fly like every other pig, because of the oversize problem.
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| Come fly with me and eat bacon <3 |
The last thing a pig with wings needs is a Sloth sage, but the thing that really gets them are radars. In the end, they get shot down by the planes of the newest technology. Nothing personal, they just don't wanna have people informed about these kind of stuff, because it would make them eat Sloth-sauge thinking they would get wings which would cause failed attempts anyways.
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| Fly with me up the sky, because I am hot, and not close to dry ;) |
Planes are really cool, no doubt about that. No wonder all the chicks wanna be with the pilots and if they see them shooting pigs with wings... Ooh, those would be really lucky people there, getting all the fame for making a pig go back to the ground where it belongs : O
Warning: If you are a possible pig with wings, well don't fly too high, or you will get shot down by a plane.
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