So, the white-stags came out to be the most interesting animals out there, even more interesting than cats and storks combined, but I wouldn't get that far if they were granted the rank of the most WTF animal. It's not that which fulfills them the most, but the thing that they can predict the future by looking at the moon and stuff, saying when the next Armageddon will fall and such.
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| Give me money and I will make you honey <3 |
White-stags are really kicking ass. All I can say is that a white-stag can basically fight a penguin that learned to fly, (if that's even possible) but let's get straight to the point. Penguins have few advantages: first they can fit in flip-flops and second, they can swim in really cold water.
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| Penguins are great rocket scientist 8) |
Penguins are really advanced in technology, that even I wouldn't mess with them. If they can actually do this, I would let the stags finish them off, but the only thing a penguin can't beat in technology, and possibly can't beat in 1 vs 1 battle is an Apache helicopter that has machine guns and rockets.
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| Kiss the guns or hug the rocket :* <===< |
These guys give you two options: Kiss the guns, or hug the rocket. Both are effective and probably not fun, but look it on the bright side. This nice war machine can stop the evil penguins killing white-stags. : <>
Warning: If you are a flying penguin, please remove your rockets and be a normal one.
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