Star travel dogs

You know that dog that got launched in the space and it's from Russia? Well that ain't me, that's this dog:

IN soviet Russia, the dog drives you

The badass dog Laika from the Soviet times really kicks the mood of people these days. Just look at its magical driving skills. It really knows where to go. They probably gave her GPS and LSD, but it still knew where the Moon was, or did she? The Moon knew where Laika was and came to pick her up from the Earth.Well that didn't happen for sure becuse the dog died in the travel to moon, probably got drowned because they forgot to put the astronaut's headsets on her. So Laika died 1 day after from the stress, because she might have been witness of the Aliens.

Laika will know

So these aliens really scared Laika out of her wits. Laika was a master of combat, she had CCCP high-tech laser gun of the new cold war apocalypse, that was probably making Laika worry when she landed back. Cold War really got Laika messed up, so she started forgetting to eat, often spent her best ages in shelter while the other dogs played cheerfully on the streets, when every dog was equal in those times, IN THE SYSTEM OF COMMUNISM. She got the highest honors like most badass dog on the moon and a brave medal, though I don't think she really wanted to be in that space shuttle that was big as 1 meter space cube, without water and food, but that's another story.Well, probably not 1 meter, but that picture showed like she was Kicking it the Lenin style.

Marx, I told you not to drink from the lamp

Warning: If you are a possible communist, then share the post with others because sharing is party, and party means communist party!

Dancing skunk

You know that kind of skunk that dances and makes funny noises? Well that ain't me, that's a skunk.

Corporate skunk demands fluffy love

So these guys became famous when one has fallen into a well and drowned itself. The authorities suggested that the skunk was high on skank and their dealers were the anti-skunk organizations for fappers. So these people have no feelings about the skunks, but skunks have rights like, I don't know, to take a bomb in your backyard. The constitution allows them that.But their big enemies ain't just the anti-skunk organizations, but it's the "Anteater company" of the New World Order.

Yo man! You want these cheeseburgers?

These guys are like on every skunk protest, making the life of a decent skunk skunky as hell. Man, they can thank the skunks, because they enslaved them to find the ant lairs while stinking the ground. The reason they enslaved the skunks is because the anteaters are deaf and you can swear at them, and they wont get it. It's like a dog in a box trying to get out. Really nasty though.

Help me get out and I will find the cheater of your wife <3 

Ah, the good guy dog. He's really nice, but gets a lot of times in trouble due to his stubbornness. Man, he so cute I'd teach him to drive a car and let him help people around the world. But he is a dog that needs some respect. He once licked malaria from an African truck, so it didn't poison the United Nations food supply. Good Job Matheus.

As a conclusion, skunks are capitalists, anteaters are commies (yes they are) and dogs are our founding fathers that served in the military. Take an example of Matheus, the good dog :)

Warning: This post wasn't made to offend anyone. If you find yourself offended, then replace the picture of a dog in a box with a box on the dog

Yeti, are they real?

Have you ever noticed those white bastards that don't exist. You can see them often on hentai dressed like normal people, acting so real. You can also see them on some video games made by the big minds of yeti fappers.

Fap on me because I'm fabulous :*

As you can see they look really scary, so I wouldn't mess with them unless they were giving free yetijobs. But they can be also awarded for the peace prize of 2013 because every time they enter in some game, they act like some warm brothers tribe. But never mind the yetis, as they are overrated. Anyway, instead you can choose a chihuahua. They are those little punks that look like a cow's excrement, if you get me here?

Yo man I'm a chihuahua :()

I love these pictures, as they make life look so fabulous, especially for the cows that argue over the who owns the wicked land of the green grass. My last post showed some bad-ass barbarian, but I think this time I'm gonna put some nice fields. "May those fields bring the famine for the cows once when the rain gods don't send them the fuel."

The corporate Zeus says "Give fuel!"

That's all for today, and remember - Cattle before dogs.
Warning: If you are a cow and this post offended you, please complain to google.com, so we can switch the pictures of a cow, with pictures of a donkey.

Don't play wow

Wow  is an online game which will ruin your social life.I played wow for 2 years and I didn't pay attention to my surrounding, my dog died at tender age of 5 from mating too much. I couldn't stop it, I was occupied with playing wow and chating with online pedophiles which made their skype pictures of some female Japanese role models. When they told me stories of their pedophile lives, I was surprised that I'm not the only one crazy in this world, but they also told me that they are losers with no friends for which I applaud to. I mean what kind of a guy lives with cancer and has no friends and his excuse for not having any friends is like he has aids or something. I mean seriously, "What the fuck is wrong with the internet people these days?"

Hi, I'm only 13, wanna hang out?

I met a lot of crazy people in wow from those who date online, to those who suck online and I was surprised myself that something like that could get out of a women's no-no square (and from what material it was made of). Then I realized that they are only hiding their true identities. I used to make fun of those online wow daters, I mean what pros they are :D Like their theory is kinda cyber sex and you can't have kids. Lol, sounds like philosophy of Sophocles to me :().

Where are my eyes?

I met a lot of people from many different countries, and I learned their language. I can say only stuff I know is swearing and making fun of people with mental problems, but that's all they wanted to teach me. It's like I was the new Messiah of that game, because I was the best paladin around. People asked me for tips on how to play, I mean what kinda of a moron levels his character to level 80. I mean level 80 and then ask me what spells to use? That sounds like barbarian from the lands of rape and where people are limited in their head and knowledge.

Violence first, questions later... in the land of rape!

Warning to all those maniacs or sociopaths that read this: This isn't showing my reality or how I lost my social life, because I have one. Rather it is showing my experience with unstable people from the wow world.

I'm watching you <3 

Pedo Crock is watchin over you :D